The Movie Channel is a Curse

This is a magnified picture of pollen. It is my mortal enemy.

You can do half a form when you do two sections of the Tai Chi form, for those of you who inquired. So there.

I once had to open a can of dog food with my pocket knife. Its not worth the blood. This lesson has stayed with me a long time.

Why do men always go out and buy themselves everything they want one month before Christmas?!?

Cold tea with honey is better than iced tea. Cold coffee is doable but more of a necessity than a pleasure.

Is it just me or does it seem that your hands swell every time you pick up a set of sai's?

I think the wall beside me has ceiling stipple for texture. Is this laziness, or efficiency?

This is a previous published thought. No one ever gave me an answer. If you are what you eat, and a cannibal eats a vegetarian, does that make the cannibal a vegetarian?

I have a cat named Jack and a dog named Jill. They are both females. No crowns involved.

I love how the parents have more fun than the kids when we play games like dodgeball or tag.

Who writes abouts scooters? Has anyone labeled their posts 'scooters'?

Does anyone else find it extremely annoying when the heater in a coffee pot shuts off automatically?

I just found out that scientists have been successful in creating antimatter. I find this super scary and exciting. We can power all of New York for days or make a 20 kiloton nuclear warhead with one gram. Any bets on which one happens first?

Speaking of tea, I just spilled allover myself and the table. Excuse me for a minute...

I miss Teddy Ruxpin and Astroboy. I think I had a crush on Teddy.

I have no interest in the UFC. There. I admit it.

I cried yesterday while listening to the Help Kids Hope broadcast. Yes, I did make a pledge.